DENNIS ( THE MENNACE ) BERYL ( THE PERIL ) ALAN ( PINKY )
After landing in Singapore and touring Malaysia,then a hectic grand tour of TASMANIA We are having a leisurely rest around MELBOURNE, BEFORE TOURING THE MAINLAND.
We would like to invite you to share a few tinnies at various barbies round Aussi we are pretty friendly folk i'm sure we can rustel up some road kill if you feel peckish, see some samples below.
ANYONE FOLLOWING WILL KNOW WHERE WE ARE GOING BY THE SUNLOUNGERS.
This one is a no longer a ferocious Tasmania devil he's quiet as a lamb.
This was a wild POSSUM about two feet ( 61cm ) in length when it stands on its hind legs & does a jumping movement it could grab you by the throat so most people wear a scarf drenched in anti- possum perfume to protect themselves.
There seems to be a bit more meat on this possum it may make your taste buds work overtime. Any lady's out there like a new fur collar i'm sure we could brush up on one.
The tail on this critter would tie around the spit lovely for cooking unfortunately there's not enough flesh left to make a decent meal.
We took ages to decipher this headless creature then we noticed it had flippers and stuby wings, it turned out to be a penquin.
WE DON'T EAT THEM ALL SOME ARE QUITE FRIENDLY IF YOU KNOW HOW TO TICKLE THEM,LIKE THIS FELLA BUT HE CAN BECOME AGRESSIVE IF THREATENED WITH VERY SHARP CLAWS, AND HIND FEET THAT GIVE A NASTY KICK, ALSO HE GOT A VERY STRONG TAIL WHICH CAN KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET. SEE MORE CRITTERS UNDER TASMANIA.
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